What’s better than that horrific, buck-toothed, Tiny-Tim-loving Porifera Spongebob SquarePants perched atop a birthday cake lovingly baked and frosted in the shape of an iPhone? That horrific, buck-toothed, Tiny-Tim-loving Porifera Spongebob SquarePants perched atop a birthday cake containing a real-life iPhone.
Meanwhile, for my last birthday, I got a pie that contained nothing but rhubarb, and I was damn lucky to get it.